Todd Gehman's Shorts

We write short shorts. They're such short shorts. We like short shorts.

I only take pain pills when I'm with you.

Nikki Thompson

August 26, 2007 in Friends | Permalink | Comments (0)

God is dead and the swimming pool is in the backyard.

Daniel Spils quips on Buster McLeod's upbringing in Irvine, CA.

June 21, 2007 in Friends | Permalink | Comments (0)

Did you know that Tamara mean "perfection"?

[sic] Tamara Childress, via IM.

November 30, 2006 in Friends | Permalink | Comments (0)

Walden Pond was Emerson's property.

Tamara Childress, dismissing Thoreau.

October 13, 2006 in Friends | Permalink | Comments (0)

"Be here now"? I am here, and I'm ready to leave.

Joe Childress

July 24, 2006 in Friends | Permalink | Comments (0)

I don't think I am rude enough to be single in Italy.

Shasta Simmons, beseiged by the suitors of Bologna.

May 02, 2006 in Friends | Permalink | Comments (0)

How do you spell "behave"?

Kaela Farrington, renowned flirt, while attempting a drunk text message.

April 19, 2006 in Friends | Permalink | Comments (1)

Even though I think that's fucking stupid, I'm going to pretend it's not fucking stupid. That's my definition of empathy.

Josh Petersen

April 06, 2006 in Friends | Permalink | Comments (0)

Is that quote from Kierkegaard or Kindergarten?

Rich Potsubay

March 14, 2006 in Friends | Permalink | Comments (0)

For like fifteen minutes, that guy was talented.

Rich Potsubay

January 27, 2006 in Friends | Permalink | Comments (0)

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