Todd Gehman's Shorts

Ansel Adams moved the moon.

Fellow digital printing student regarding cheating pre-photoshop.

They have plenty of students to worry about, and they still worry about their graduates.

Unfortunately phrased student testimonial in a TV ad for one of those vocational schools.

Critics like Elvis Costello because critics look like Elvis Costello.

David Lee Roth

Every place other than Vegas is very raw.

Vegas local reassuring another Vegas local that her distaste for Miami on a recent business trip was natural.

He was a Vietnam vet who made it the whole way through the war and then died on his way home. But I got his records...so...there is a silver lining to the story.

Ira Kaplan of Yo La Tengo while explaining the origin of some samples they'd used on past records.

Is Paul Hogan related to Hulk Hogan?

Australian folk singer Darren Hanlon while relating some of the interesting questions he's gotten during his tour of the States.

I only take pain pills when I'm with you.

Nikki Thompson

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.

Butch Hancock of the Flatlanders

Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world.

Percy Bysshe Shelly

God is dead and the swimming pool is in the backyard.

Daniel Spils quips on Buster McLeod's upbringing in Irvine, CA.